I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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