You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
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