so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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