: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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