i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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