never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
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im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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