whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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