As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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