Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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