help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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