forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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