Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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