: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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