I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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