oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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