I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Randomize