You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
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right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
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At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
My dick has a subreddit
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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