So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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