If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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