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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
In America we eat man semen.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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