If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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