nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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