And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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