i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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