new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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