I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
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