She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
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Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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