have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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