yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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