can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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