Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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