I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
