I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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