My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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