I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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