I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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