Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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