yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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