Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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