Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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