I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
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It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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