So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I can feel your judgement through the phone
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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