420 ftw
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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