K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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