You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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