my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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