Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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