Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
As shirtless as possible
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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