Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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