Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Randomize
