Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
either way he was missing a nipple.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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