She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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