It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
So. Much. Porn.
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