angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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